Arabian Horses Safe

This just in...all Arabian show horses that had been stranded in the city of New Orleans have been successfully rescued. You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie.

I just wanted it to be a matter of record that we do report the feel-good events of our times here at Daily Rev. And as we all heave a great sigh of relief at this welcome news (just as the horses must have relaxed once Brownie got fired from the job of attending to their care); let us consider a very meaningful and important topic, which this nation will inevitably have to face in the coming months.

For once the impeachment hearings have been concluded, and the White House has been successfully cleared of the pestilence currently (well, occasionally) infesting its western wing, we will have to make a choice as to who is optimally qualified to heal this nation and set our course back to a forward-looking path.